Mr. and Mrs. Frank Marino

Frank and Haylee Marino from Morgan Burke on Vimeo.
Saturday May 26th was such a beautiful day! I was so happy to be a part of my friends wedding! Her and Frank mean the world to me, and I wish them a blessed marriage!

Elevator fun.

Let the fun begin.

• Bring a little desk into the elevator and whenever someone enters ask if they have an appointment.
• Leave a box in the corner, and whenever someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
• Call out, “Group Hug!” and then enforce it.
• Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, “You’re one of them!” and back away slowly!
• When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
• Answer your phone and start describing one of the passengers, then hangup and follow him/her out of the elevator. 
• Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body." Act shocked after.
• Introduce yourself then hand out name-tags.
• When the doors open and no one gets off say "I suggest you all leave...now!"
• When the elevator is relatively full say "I am sure you're wondering why I've gathered you all here."

-Morgan

Pretend.

I love to pretend. I have been pretending since I was a little girl. 

Some kids had imaginary friends...but because I was one of those weird kids I would pretend I was in a movie. After I saw a movie I would take it upon myself to improve it by acting it all out myself. Yes I was every character. Yes I still do that now, but I keep it in my head or I write it down, I don't run around talking to my self. I'm gonna be a film student in four months. Looking back on my childhood makes me think why it took me so long to decide to go to school for film.

Here are some ways to get strangers/familiars to stare at you weirdly.

• Get in a taxi and yell "Follow that car!!!" 
• Walk onto a field and yell "For Narnia!!!"
• At the zoo: Go to all the animals and pretend to through a pokeball and say "______ I choose you" 
• Then look for other trainers to battle
• Pretend to be on the phone. When a person is close enough to overhear you, say "Yes, continue with plan 'A' we need him dead by tomorrow" Suspiciously look to the person who can hear you and say "I've got him...Sniper shoot the guy in the _____ shirt NOW!!!" 

-Morgan

Conquest

Oreo.

MayDay 2012

Welcome to the first day of MayDay! Where I will blog sometimes in May.
Last Nights Dream.

Picture the world in the largest conflict of all time. Northern Hemisphere against Southern Hemisphere. Only the adults aren't the ones fighting this war, it's the kids. (Hunger Games is about to enter) Each hemisphere carefully selects 20 kids from the ages of 13-19 to duke it out in the providence of British Columbia. No training, no warning, no choice. All over kids were being taken away from there homes, schools, and jobs and put into these holding centers where a select amount would be put into what was like a gladiator battle. Each was provided one weapon, they were unusual. For instance, mine was a spoon. There will be one victor who would then be put into another holding center and so on and so until the 20 victors would rise to the top. The 20 now fighters were put into houses where friendships were to be made. Teamwork was the key to defeating the South. (I'm bias, cause in the dream I was one of the 20 fighters for the north) Then I woke up.

-Morgan