Elevator fun.

Let the fun begin.

• Bring a little desk into the elevator and whenever someone enters ask if they have an appointment.
• Leave a box in the corner, and whenever someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
• Call out, “Group Hug!” and then enforce it.
• Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, “You’re one of them!” and back away slowly!
• When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
• Answer your phone and start describing one of the passengers, then hangup and follow him/her out of the elevator. 
• Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body." Act shocked after.
• Introduce yourself then hand out name-tags.
• When the doors open and no one gets off say "I suggest you all leave...now!"
• When the elevator is relatively full say "I am sure you're wondering why I've gathered you all here."

-Morgan